Max Forte — about 1 year ago
DE WHIP
By Zandolie
Well they bring a racehorse from England, Mooma, last February
So ah send in mih application as a professional jockey
But the stable master Ignatius Galt, watch me and finding fault
He say, “Son, ah betting you ten to one, you too light to make this horse run.”
Ah say, “Ah light but ah strong, Mister doh judge me wrong,
Doh bet me at all, ah playing jockey from since a small
Because ah used to ride goat, [goat] dog, [dog] mule, [mule] hog, dem fat police horse
And with the length and size of mih whip, you loss.
He say the length of the whip is not all
Son, you must ride the horse and doh fall
You whip could be fat like a macajuel and you can’t use it well, you in hell
But anyway if you want this —— gimme a demonstration
So he bring ah Ginny donkey for me and he tell me to work it out, let he see
But ah tell him, “Look here Ignatius, you too blasted advantageous
Dem animal ah call, ah didn’t mention donkey at all
What ah tell you was goat, [goat] dog, [dog] mule, [mule], hog
Doh do me that, no boss
Lord, if ah tackle donkey ah loss!
He say, “Look how you back out from donkey and Iron man is you name?
You call yourself a jockey but you make everybody shame”
So then ah unpile the whip from ’round mih waist and ah shake it in front he face
He fell in love with it then and there, so he kiss the whip and declare
Then he say, “Listen Zandolie, demonstrate on me
I am the boss and if you satisfy me ah give you the horse.”
So ah mount up mih saddle like if ah evil
If you see people how they assemble
All round de track to see me climb on Ignatius back
Now me and Ignatius was on the track and mih whip ‘noint with Chinee oil
Instead he run forward, he backing back when he see mih long whip uncoil
So I drive the first lash underneath the tail
He started groaning with pain
He tried to get away but he jam the rail
So ah wet him with the whip again
And then he started to beg mih, “Have mercy! Mister Zandolie, you go kill me.”
Ah say, “Shut yuh mouth, is you whey beg mih to
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DE WHIP By Zandolie Well they bring a racehorse from England, Mooma, last February So ah send in mih application as a professional jockey But the stable master Ignatius Galt, watch me and finding fault He say, “Son, ah betting you ten to one, you too light to make this horse run.” Ah say, “Ah light but ah strong, Mister doh judge me wrong, Doh bet me at all, ah playing jockey from since a small Because ah used to ride goat, [goat] dog, [dog] mule, [mule] hog, dem fat police horse And with the length and size of mih whip, you loss. He say the length of the whip is not all Son, you must ride the horse and doh fall You whip could be fat like a macajuel and you can’t use it well, you in hell But anyway if you want this —— gimme a demonstration So he bring ah Ginny donkey for me and he tell me to work it out, let he see But ah tell him, “Look here Ignatius, you too blasted advantageous Dem animal ah call, ah didn’t mention donkey at all What ah tell you was goat, [goat] dog, [dog] mule, [mule], hog Doh do me that, no boss Lord, if ah tackle donkey ah loss! He say, “Look how you back out from donkey and Iron man is you name? You call yourself a jockey but you make everybody shame” So then ah unpile the whip from ’round mih waist and ah shake it in front he face He fell in love with it then and there, so he kiss the whip and declare Then he say, “Listen Zandolie, demonstrate on me I am the boss and if you satisfy me ah give you the horse.” So ah mount up mih saddle like if ah evil If you see people how they assemble All round de track to see me climb on Ignatius back Now me and Ignatius was on the track and mih whip ‘noint with Chinee oil Instead he run forward, he backing back when he see mih long whip uncoil So I drive the first lash underneath the tail He started groaning with pain He tried to get away but he jam the rail So ah wet him with the whip again And then he started to beg mih, “Have mercy! Mister Zandolie, you go kill me.” Ah say, “Shut yuh mouth, is you whey beg mih to